Monday 10 March 2008

quotes for today and forever ....XD

STARGATE most wonderest thing to happen in a long time...sadly the stargate era has some what ended but we can do what we can to keep it alive

from everyones fave esp eva- window of opportunity




Teal’c: If our purpose is to not cause each other harm, why then are we doing battle?
Jack: What can I tell you? It’s boxing.

Vala: (looking through a magazine)

Daniel, do you happen to have one of these credit cards?Daniel: Yes, I do and no you can't.


Urgo: Years from now, when you're thinking about me, you're gonna say, ooohhh, how did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion? Woof!
O'Neill: Years from now?
Dr. Jackson: Woof?!


Daniel (upon seeing his long-dead friends): Well, this can’t be a good sign.
Jack: Why’s that?
Daniel: Where am I?
Jack [enunciating]: Ancient Egypt?
Daniel: No, I mean the me from your timeline.
Teal'c: I killed you
.Daniel: Why?
Teal'c: You were a Goa’uld spy.
Daniel: A good reason.

Jack O'Neill: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of those.
Teal'c: I will attempt to translate one, O'Neill. [Teal'c thinks]
Teal'c: A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.

ahhh those Jaffa jokes





will add more later xXx

Saturday 8 March 2008

this is copied from my facebook

think I wrote this at an odd time of the morning when I was on a red bull high
its copied from my facebook

dont read this its a load of dhiddbclcilgcisavxugswishgd

3:44am Saturday, Jan 19
soooooooo bored man sleeping sucks I spent too much time asleep lately not used to it ......plus cant sleep do to crazy rain on window ......noise is driving me crazy......hence y I am writing here ...actually not sure what I am doing really please ignore crazy rain is making me crazy...I mean manc's r sposed to love the rain AND I do ...but on my window it always ...wow long msg...continues....always sounds like bloody hail ....*checks* oh it is hail lol stupid dammed sloping window ...........tis GHEY *rants*why the hell am I like this ...am I mad ....best not answer that ....true I am practically talking to my self and writing it down seemed like the best way to justify it so that it wasnt a sign that I have lost it ............amazingly this is un-red bull fueled in fact having a red bull detox how long it last we shall see......hail is now rain still sound horrid ...giivng me a headache ...or did I have that before ...who caresok wth.....thts one confuzzeled bird man ....why the hell are u twittering its 3:30 am crazy .........its still dark ........ya all up a lil early you know what I mite actually do some thermodynamics now...except in the morning/afternoon (when ever I get up) i WILL have forgotten what I learnt and probs revise it again therefore not actually get anywhere .....ah good I just managed to talk myself out of revisng again oh great made a ton of prgress there thenthink ..............................................????????.........................no its gone...................*large blank space*..................no all gone sorrythe blackness of infinity............oh wait I just shut my eyes.........peace x




and then I think this one was written at another time during exam revision time .....red bull related I think it must be


sleepless in Manchester 聖誕節同新年快樂
1:03am Monday, Jan 14
Hi everybody HAPPY 2008!!! New years message ( mainly written as a diversion from revision which is never good the night before…..)Hope all you had a awesome christmas and new yrs etc blah blah Well I am back in Manchester, have been for a week now and well its great to be back here in the wonderful Mancland with its crazy rain and winds and no sun. Came here a week early for the soul purpose of revising but have I done any…. well started today ….well not really. Another thing that is back are my irregular sleeping patterns, I mean it took me less than a 2 days to get back into not sleeping for extended periods of time. One thing though I am not depending on a high caffine intake (still not sure how you spell it Will could check but cba atm) so this should make you, Adam very happy but sorry I haven’t replaced the red bull with alcohol quite yet sorry to disappointWell looking forward to Caz’s you must get some sleep NOW!! Lecture I mean having someone shouting go sleep at you constantly may sound annoying (no offence) but it is actually some of the best advice ....I should know, I regularly ignore it and therefore suffer the consequences. So thanks Oh and the Trisha power nap is sometimes surprisingly effective though I do need to work on my technique as I have a slight problem waking up again. Well anyway all you guys doing exams ….good luck with em ya’ll do great I am sure And material science ppl we should after exams start up again that whole weekly thing that we all seem to want to do but it never really happened.Again good luck guys and if ya doing biomedical hope you had better luck understanding the notes we were given for the exam we’ll taking tomorrow so many people seemed to be puzzled by wth is a colloid or a biocolliod ……as was I … course I had a hard time understanding my own scrawled notes but oh well. Em Dan now that ya back in Lancaster ….start the essay man or at least read the question lol nah just messing with ya sure you’ve have done it by now. Hey good luck with the whole Canada placement and the future French language lessons oh aye me thinks I have the accent down (Canadian not French) it keeps creeping out every so often. I am sure ya’ll get it you canucklehead maybe ya’ll get to see a REAL Canadian mountie ….yh I know I am rubbing it in now shame you be on the opposite side to the Rockies.Any how gonna shut up and actually get a “early night’s” sleep what with it being 1:00amsee some of ya tomorrow or later in the week and after these two weeks are out it will be back to the normal routine of the true student life oh and 聖誕節同新年快樂 and 恭喜發財 (sun nin fy lok! and gung hay fat choy! - happy new year and Wishing you prosperity) xXx

old friends ...new beginnings


The other day I was time wasting AGAIN and messing around on facebook when I decided to look at the group for my old primary school here in manchester. I was looking at the names of people in that group when I recognised one...a name I hadn't heard or seen for 10 years nearly...Onica...my old friend Neeky that I hadn't seen since I left Plymouth grove in 99 when I was 10 ( wow that makes me feel old)
Since I found her again 3 days ago have talked every day all about the old days and what each of us is doing now..so much to catch up on...10 years of our lives in fact ...still feels weird and so very amazing at the same time. so weird I sent her a message on facebook asking if she remember'd me
and well... I guess she did XD
Rachel, o my gooooooooooooooooosh, i've bin tryna hunt u down 4 years, i cant belive u found me on facebook... i tried lukin 4 u on it and i cudnt rememba how 2 spell ur surname.... Anywayz- howz the family doing?? Hope ur all gud, Luv Ya- Neek x x x :-D
hey :) saw ya in the plymouth grove group sorry I been out of da loop for so long gotta love the wonders of facebook =PThe familys great..things going well at manchester uni atm ..enjoying it for the most part ...wow still cant beleive that its been nearly 10 years ... hows things been with u?? luv ya 2 Rach xxXxx
O my days,i was soooooooo shocked wen u facebooked me- i was lyk mum GUESS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, Rachel found me!! Wot scule did u leave us 4, i feel so baaaad, i was soooo mean 2 ya in ur last days there, i always wanted 2 hunt ya down and say sorry!! So wot subjects dya do and stuff?? I cant believe its bin 10 yeeeears!! x x x
AMAZZING..... may the fun good times of the past continue :D luv ya Neeky xxxxx

Just a litle about moi and stuff



Hi my name is Rachel, tho people often refer to me by nicknames or shorten versions of my name. AND that Rachel with and EL not AEL or EAL... so often I have it spelt wrong most bizzare spelling I ever got was Rechal...wow thats definatly different.
nicknames include;
Rafael~ which is shorten to Raf, Rafi or Raph (if your Trendy (Trendi) thats the nickname that is given to my friend Antony if you were wondering..wasnt saying that you have to be a trendy person to shorten it to Raph) anyway not quite sure haow this nickname came into being all I know is that Hayley kinda blurted it out during a chemistry lesson in college and it stuck so much so that even the teacher (wendy such a legend) started to call me by it (she did the same thing for trendy) Actually Hayley is pretty good at making up nicknames for people...for instance megan became Meghead for know why I dont it just happened



Another nickname for me is lilo...think this one orginates from year 9 which some guy in my english class (think he was called Chris) asked if I was hawaiian or had ever been there...he this because apparently I look like Lilo off of lilo and stitch the disney programme. I am often asked where I am from ....one girl asked me in the most bizzare way she just said ...'What are you?' I mean how do u answer that....I am half chinese for those who dont know, my mum comes from Hong Kong. This accounts for my almost black hair and dark eyes.


Well right now I am at university (in manchester) 'studying' biomedical materials science... yes its a mouthful and often a brainful too but tis fun (most of the time) and most people cant remember what I am studying...but Janey my flatmate (atm) seems to remember all the time which amazes me... and yes I know I live soooo close (close being the ghetto tht is stockport) yet I live in halls so many dont understand this concept but u gotta admit the freedom is awesome and well if ya parents are willing pay then who gonna say no eh so I am now living back in my original home town MANCHESTER which I sadly left nearly 10 years ago well moved oout of but I never truly left coz its AWESOME!!! I support the only true team to come from manchester ( every offence intended ~jokin unless ur Lesley) Manchester city and I am proud of it currently looking for a house to live in next year....gonna be amazing when I actually get one *fingers crossed*

Also I am a fan of the maple leafs ( the canadian hockey team not the tree though they r great too) and I know Dan ur team the canucks may be doing better AT THE MOMENT (in the league table)but we still rule so there
*rambles* oh I have a tenenacy to ramble...have trouble spelling usually with long words but the short ones can puzzle me tooo!!! oh and have a habit of telling ppl random stuff that has just occured whether they wnted to know or not.



Now the Cake ninja wanted to say a few words without disclosing 'its' true identity
so here it is...
Hi everyone, I am the all powerful immortal being that is the true ruler of all things cake related. I came into existance in late 2005 and I have become an important part of everyones life (mostly thoses from Amerika)
my activites include;
sleeping, eating cake, doing every that is in anyway cake related , fight the bad guys etc
scaring ciaran by appearing with him noticing and then scaring the crap out of him its fun, being a ninja is utter most important of course, ninja training, cakeninja training, badger training, mastering all european languages ( this is something that only Fiona will understand), all martial arts are a most know, being stealthy ~ uber important...almost as important as protected cake from illegal cake eaters and cake destroys ( ie Frazer and Luke ( esp when custard is involved)) one very important fact ...if the cake is designated for Manda it can not have any chocolate and well soemone I know ...well lets just say ...raisins in a cake big no no. Me however loves all cake XD

I shall leave you with some wise words that someone once said
"always wear your cake"
and remember I am always there and here I AM THE ALMIGHTY CAKE NINJA AND ALL SHOULD OBEY ME OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY FROSTING !!!! and I will always have a DUCK watching you !!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA C.N

well thanks for that ...wise words as always ....well bye everyone till next time and beware of those badgers ..they bite!!! xXx


whose line is it anyway?


Lately I have been watching tons of episodes of whose line and lovin' it so much. Can’t get enough. The pure genius behind the comical masterminds on that show blows my mind every time. Now I have to say that the US version is miles better than the UK version by a long shot. However this is mainly due to do with the fact that Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie are in every episode...plus Drew Carey is so much better (and funnier) than Clive Anderson. It is truly the most amazing show ever..and I can get every episode on youtube which makes me happy inside. This means I can watch the genius that is Ryan Stiles every day and giggle and laugh to my hearts content. If u walk past my room when I am watching it u will hear me laughing out loud (lol) constantly…I mean I watched the 3rd episode of that Mitchell and Webb look this afternoon and didn’t find it the least bit funny. Well that’s being a bit harse…there were a few parts that might have made me chuckle but none of it sticks in my head. WLIIA has the opposite effect on me. I remember a lot of the skits and now laugh at them without even having to watch them.
Here are a few of my favourite quotes from the show


I...smell....like condiments..(chicken arm waving)...Relish, mustard, ketchup and cheese..~Ryan Stiles


Give him liquor...give him liquor ~Ryan stiles


Drew Carey: Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like tasteful shoes to Ryan Stiles. [the audience applauds] Drew Carey: I'm sorry, was that applause? I couldn't hear it under Ryan's shoes!


[Film Noir] Colin Mochrie: I let him think for a while 'cause I knew he had the answer. I knew it was a good answer, and he was going to tell it to me. 'Cause when you ask a question, you expect an answer. That's the way it works... question, answer, answer, question. If he gave the answer, I'd have to come up with the question. That would be Jeopardy. That's wrong.


"It all started with a badly timed bald joke!"-Colin Mochrie


Things you can say to your dog but not your girlfriend....Come ~ Colin Mochrie


"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."-Ryan Stiles


Drew Carey: Famous movie roles as played by Carol Channing

Ryan Stiles: I know what you're thinking. Did I fire seven bullets or six? Well, to tell you the truth, with all this confusion, I actually lost count. So you've gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?

Robin Williams: Well surely you must be the son of god!

Ryan Stiles: I am Spartacus!


It just is pure entertainment at its best ... 3 headed brodway star has to be one of my favorite games on the show. its just the way that Colin sometimes gets stuck on what to say next. The best one is when they are singing a song called I lost my leg warmers for the musical memorabilia....classic colin moment and Ryan too :)...good use of the word 'you'..rather a lot lol plus theres waynes extreme high pitched 'singin' and then ryans reaction lols again XD and another thing...watch Ryan he can guess what the other two are going to say..just watch he face. Then there the double take by colin and wayne lols XD


but the condiment gag is so by far my favourite atm ....'I smell like condiment' ya gotta love ryan <3 him and his crazy (extremly) large shoes (and feet) and u know what they say about guys with big feet. eh *wink* ...*cough*
well there may be more discussion of the wonderful world of WLIIA? ... who knows xXx